Funny ThanksGiving Jokes Celebrations

Thanksgiving Prayers Followed by a scrumptious Thanksgiving dinner thanksgiving jokes are simple clean and funny are cracked jokes Funny Thanksgiving Every now and then DURING the course of Thanksgiving celebrations Which help liven up the event.
A man in Phoenix calls are historical in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says I hate to ruin your day But I Have to Tell You That your mother and I Are Divorcing forty five years of misery is enough.

Pop what are you talking about? are the screams We can not stand the sight of Each Other Any Longer the father says.

We're sick of Each Other and I'm sick of talking about this so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.

Frantic the calls are His sister Who explodes on the phone Like heck they're getting Separated she shouts I'll take care of this.

She calls Phoenix Immediately and screams at her father You are NOT getting Divorce Do not do a single thing until i get there 'm Calling my brother back and we'll be there tomorrow Both. Until Then Do not do a thing DO YOU HEAR ME? and hangs up.

The old man hangs up phone and turns to historical His Wife Okay I says they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying Their Own Way.
Dirk